I was in the kitchen, Tot was sitting on the couch and I hear:
Tot: Mommy come look
Mom: Just a minute
Tot: Mommy come look now!
Mom: Ok, what is it
** bou blink as I walk over and see his p.nis sticking out of his underwear **
Tot: Look, I can make it move!
Mom: ummm Yes. Now you can put it away.
Tot: Knock knock
Mom: Who’s there?
Tot: Baby (said in elvis like voice)
Mom: Baby who?
Tot: Baby in your butt. **belly laughter**
Mom: *sigh* *smile*
Tot: Knock knock
Mom: Who’s there?
Tot: Baby (said in elvis like voice)
Mom: Baby who?
Tot: Baby in your eye. **more laughter**
this continues with different body parts until Happy dog shows up… and I threaten to have Happy kiss Tot. Then Tot pulls down his underwear and tells Happy to kiss his butt. No joke. I thought I was going to burst from holding in the laughter. And then the conversation went something like this:
Tot: Mom, kiss my butt.
Mom: No
Tot: *laughing* Mom, kiss my butt.
Mom: No, farts and poop come out of it, I am NOT kissing it.
Tot: *with underwear still down, turns to put butt towards me* Mom, kiss my butt.
Mom: *unable to resist, gives a spank on that bottom* NO, I will NOT.
Tot: *moving out of reach and laughing harder* Kiss my butt, kiss my butt, kiss my butt!!!
Mom: It has stinky stuff come out of it, I will NOT kiss it.
Then Tater shows up and all stops. Phew.
You have full-fledged adventures, don’t you? Holy moly! I wouldn’t know whether to laugh, cry or scream…
yeah, well, kiss my butt then!
Sure hope he never asks the teacher to do that. You would undoubtedly get a phone call. Of course, there would probably be hysterical laughter on the other end because he is so darn cute.
… oh my!….. well, in other news, the snakeskin that you requested is on its way towards you and your boys!…. I hope it is what you wanted!…
Hoo boy. That conversation started out bad and went downhill in a hurry. At least he didn’t try to act like Tommy Lee with his, uh, y’know. (hides face in shame)
BTW what is a Bou Blink? (I’m assuming it’s related to Boudicca.) That’s the second time I’ve heard the expression.
I think I started picking up the ‘bou blink’ with this post:
http://boudicca.mu.nu/archives/246240.html
or maybe this one:
http://boudicca.mu.nu/archives/241706.html
though this one might help:
http://boudicca.mu.nu/archives/251836.html
or this one:
http://boudicca.mu.nu/archives/252979.html
Just after reading her for a while, you can’t help but do the ‘bou blink’ ha ha ha ha.