Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100-years-old having s.x would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come.”
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Good Economic Reasoning
A president’s pension currently is $191,300 per year, payable until he is 80 years old.
Assuming the next president lives to age 80, Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension income as he would reach age 80 at the end of two terms as president. Sen. Obama, on the other hand, would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension income.
Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect Senator McCain in November.
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