UPDATE 1: Carmen gave it a shot HERE. UPDATE 2Here is wRitErsbLock’s take on it.
UPDATE 3: I am little behind getting these links in here… check out Richmond’s and Diamond Dave’s answers!

I got tag’d from Jennifer:

Finish the sentence….

1. My uncle once: took me fishing and then wondered where I would go pee. Luckily I was not shy about going behind bushes.

2. Never in my life: was I able to sew a shirt correctly.

3. When I was five: I was old enough to drive my sisters totally insane, not that I have stopped yet.

4. High school was: fun and frustrating at the same time.

5. I will never forget: my dad and my dog.

6. Once I met: a kid that I couldn’t stand the smell of him. He followed me for weeks because I could never tell him why I didn’t want him around.

7. There’s this girl I know: that is super intelligent and she still hangs with me.

8. Once, at a bar: I was the only dancing to the music.

9. By noon, I’m usually: ready for a break.

10. Last night: I did the usual stuff.

11. If only I had: more time with my mom and sisters.

12. Next time I go to church: I will try not to laugh out loud.

13. What worries me most: is whether I am raising my kids correctly or not.

14. When I turn my head left I see: my hubby.

15. When I turn my head right I see: my dishes that need washing.

16. You know I’m lying when: bob my head.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: having so much free time.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: uhhhh no clue.

19. By this time next year: I’ll probably be working a job outside the home.

20. A better name for me would be: quack arse. Some day I’ll explain that one.

21. I have a hard time understanding: people who are very emotional.

22. If I ever go back to school: I’ll study about gardening.

23. You know I like you if: uhhh… hmmm… I talk to you?

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: everyone!

25. Take my advice: and remember it is free.

26. My ideal breakfast is: eggs, grits, toast, bacon, orange juice and coffee.

27. A song I love but do not have is: just about all of them.

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: go to the Air Museum.

29. Why won’t people: speed up in the accelerator lane?

30. If you spend a night at my house: be prepared to play some kind of game… usually scrabble.

31. I’d stop my wedding so: we could all have more fun.

32. The world could do without: evil.

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: tater and tot.

35. Paper clips are more useful than: gameboys

36. If I do anything well it’s: worth it.

37. I can’t help but: be sarcastic at times.

38. I usually cry: about 4 weeks after the birth of my child due to no sleep.

39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: is enjoy life.

40. And by the way: this was lots of fun to do!

Go ahead… give it a try and let me know. I’ll link to you. Tag, you all are it!

Tags: Meme, Mom