Quote of the Day

h/t Sticks

Quote for the Day

‘Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So – if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh.t.’

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5 Responses to Quote of the Day

  1. Tammi says:

    OK – this is my new favorite. As SOON as I get home I’m soooo stealin’ this…….

  2. Roses says:

    That is simply precious.

  3. vw bug says:

    I love this one… glad ya’ll did to.

  4. sticks says:

    I sent that to my Sweetie. He was reading it aloud while we were on the phone. He read everything to me but the last line. He said, “that was so sweet, until the end. That just ain’t right.”

    I thought it was perfect.