Tot says the darndest things

Never a dull moment… I’m not kidding. The little bugger offered to help with the laundry last week. Never one to say no to help of that nature… I asked him to get the laundry out of my bathroom and gave him a laundry basket. A few minutes later he walks out with it full of dad’s shirts, my stuff and the following conversation ensues:

Tot: Mom, I couldn’t pick up your va-gin-a it was too heavy.
Mom: **blink** What? What could you not pick up?
Tot: Mooommmmm… you know, that thing you wear around your chest.
Mom: My bra?
Tot: Ohhhhh yaaaaaaaaa, I couldn’t pick up your bra it was tooooo heavy.

I am thinking it must have gotten stuck on another piece of clothing initially or on the basket. But sure enough, it was sitting in the dirty laundry spot in my bathroom. That boy is something else. I sure hope my bra wasn’t heavier than my hubby’s shirts!!!