Humor for Wednesday

I am seeing 5-10 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn ‘t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I’m really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with Al Zymer.

I’m thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company…

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper…the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes…so

Have fun, think ‘good thoughts’ only, learn to laugh at yourself, and ‘Count your Blessings’

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4 Responses to Humor for Wednesday

  1. pam says:

    I had to laugh because this reminds me of my Mom…! She first gave this to me as a Dear Abby column back in the early 80′s, I think… then every few years afterward because she couldn’t remember! LOL!

    Good memories, tho. :D

  2. TheJoker says:

    Classic! That was really entertaining… especially the last bit “Life is like a roll of toilet paper…the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes”… only too true.

  3. Combine that with a Forrest Gumpism, and it’s even funnier…
    LOL

  4. vw bug says:

    Pam: hahaha…
    Joker: Yep, I thought it was pretty true as well
    Kim: Ok, that one had me LOL! Didn’t even think about Forrest..