A Redneck doctor wanted to go to the drag racing in next county…
… so he said to his good friend and town skeet champion, “Listen, bubba, I want to go the drags tomorrow, an’ I caint afford to close the clinic. I reckon you’d be all right lookin’ after them folks as come in, don’t you?”
“Sure ‘nough”, was the reply, “I’ll be just might glad to help y’ out. You go an’ enjoy isself.”
The following night the doc returned, woke up his friend and said, “Well, Bubba, how’d it go? See anyone?”
“Man, you sure didn’t tell me how busy this here practice was! The first guy to come in said he had a headache, an’ I sure knew why, ’cause he spent all day at the saloon. Anyways, I give him some Panadol and he went off real happy. Next one in said his stomach was burnin’ up like hell, so’s I give him Mylanta, always works for me.
Next in was this redheaded chick, an I could see she no spring one either, but anyways she don’t say nothin’, just walks right into the surgery, strips off her clothes right there, lies down on the couch, looks at me and yells “help me! For five years I aint seen no man, no man at all.”
“Oh, Bubba, that’s some strange thing happen to you. I don’t think you’d better tell me what you all did.”
Bubba just looked disappointed. After a minute the doctor said, “So, OK, tell me then. What happened?”
“Man, I looked real hard at that cute gal, but in the end I did the only thing possible. I just put eye-drops in her eyes. What else I goin’ to do?”
LOL that was funny!