This is Just Wrong

Particularly since I had a doctor’s appt just last week…

A New Drink

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, ‘Bartender, got any specials today?’

Bartender answers, ‘Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink, invented by a gynecologist patron of ours.

It’s a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.’

The guy asks, ‘Good grief, what do you call that?’

The bartender replied, ‘It’s a ‘Pabst Smir.’