Daily Archives: February 4, 2009

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu… Tourist: $5 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled … Continue reading →

This year’s worst puns… * The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. * I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out … Continue reading →