Today is my wedding anniversary… here is some humor for this wonderful day!
A Little Bit of Anniversary Humor…
Two men were talking. The first man said, “I’m going to take my wife to Australia for our twentieth anniversary.” The second man asked, “What are you going to do for your twenty-fifth anniversary, then?” The first man said, “I’m going back to pick her up.”
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My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells “You need more tail.” The father yells back “Thanks a lot! I told you yesterday I needed more tail and you told me to go fly a kite!!
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
April 8, 2009
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