Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad.
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What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year
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What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day?
Nothing!
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What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.
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How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.
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Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
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What’s green and jumps?
A frog!! (groan!)
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What’s green and red?
A very mad frog.
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What’s green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
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What’s green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
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What’s black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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What’s green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
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What’s white on the outside, and green on the inside?
A frog sandwich!
are you moaning yet?
