Monthly Archives: September 2009

Humor for Wednesday

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who don’t. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists … Continue reading

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The House of Ill… well just Ill

Seems we have had our share of sickness. The kids are hopefully on the way up. Which means this morning I can go get my teeth clean, stop by the doctor and pick up the notes I forgot… sigh… Slow … Continue reading

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Talking Body Parts

Folks, it has been a long haul lately. Yet… my kids still can crack me up. While reading a story to Tot, he stops me, pulls out his pe-nis and moves it as he says in a high squeaky voice, … Continue reading

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Love Tips

I was reading a post from On Simplicity… How to be married a decade and stay madly in love. It is amazing how spot on they are… I know… when I leave a few of these steps out… you can … Continue reading

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102 or 104… you choose

Because my children decided to choose both. Youngest had 104 and asthma trouble. Oldest had 102 and vomiting. What a way to go on a half day off for the kids. For some reason the playdate was over right after … Continue reading

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Amusement Parks

Hmmm. A friend of mine from Scotland wanted to know the best places outside of Florida to visit for vacation. Uhhhhh…. And preferably staying to the south east area. I did a quick search on amusement parks. I came up … Continue reading

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After school activities

Which should be running and biking and playing… is well… playing inside on the nintendos. This picture below was from last week when Tot was getting over having fluid in his lungs: Nothing like hanging with your brother. I hope … Continue reading

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More Humor for Wednesday

Now some science humor… kids always keep us laughing! Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. You can listen to thunder after lightening … Continue reading

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Humor For Wednesday

I’m tutoring in math lately… I found this particularly funny: Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is Satanic The Romans had no letter ‘U’ and used ‘V’ instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation for Barney would … Continue reading

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A Rat or not a Rat

Seems I started something interesting in the household… I was talking about other pets people can own… now my oldest wants a pet rat and the youngest wants a Bubble Eye goldfish and a PomPom goldfish. We are reading books … Continue reading

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