Daily Archives: September 9, 2009

So simple and yet so Irish… So Paddy asks Murphy, “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?” To which Murphy replies,”You thick idiot, if they fell forwards they’d still be in the f ____ n’ boat”

Read this outloud. What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? The bird flu requires a tweetment and the swine flu requires an oinkment.