Humor for Wednesday

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…

And those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service!

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5 Responses to Humor for Wednesday

  1. wRitErsbLock says:

    Verily, I will purify my body tonight!

  2. Now you tell me when I am in a country with no wine or any other alcohol related beverage allowed!

  3. patti says:

    Well there ya go, wine for me tonight too!

  4. Mrs. Who says:

    Time to purge my body of contaminants! Good thing I got plum wine for my birthday.

  5. vw bug says:

    And who is going to share with me????