If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
My girlfriend’s father used to work in a bank. But no matter how much the boss likes you, if you work in a bank you can’t bring home samples.
–Eddie Cantor
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
–Josh Billings
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
–Benjamin Franklin
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
–Spike Milligan
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
–Bill Vaughan
What this country needs is a bank where you deposit a toaster and they give you $250.00.
A banker is a guy who charges you high interest to borrow someone else’s money.
Banks are really pushing savings accounts. A bandit robbed a bank of $2000.00 the other day and the teller tried to talk him into opening into an IRA.
I went golfing with my banker, but never again. Every time I yelled FORE he yelled CLOSURE.
Ok, enough with the money jokes… just where my brain is this week. 
