Hope you get this humor… Went searching Monday for surgery humor… enjoy!
Surgery Humor
Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery:
“Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.”
“Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.”
“Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
“Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!”
“Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?”
“Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie.”
“Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.”
“Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?”
“Shoot, there go the lights again….”
“Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy’s got two of them.”
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And I found this site… I cracked up… How to Prepare for Surgery with a Sense of Humor
Can’t wait to see if these posts made it out… oh wait… yes I can… Hopefully I’ll be up to checking this all out by Friday! Oh wait… that’s when they pull the stuffing out of my nose… sigh… Humor… Got to keep up the humor.
