A Blondes Phone Call To Her Mom
“Hi Mom, it’s me.”
“Hi Sally, are you okay? Aren’t you
With your father at the Ace Hardware?”
“Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call.”
“What happened?”
“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.”
“What on earth… Why did you do that???”
“Well, it really wasn’t my fault.
Dad told me to find a “Black and Decker.” Mom I knocked the stuffing out of her.
