What you hope your son doesn’t say in school

My youngest walks up to me today and has the following conversation to the best of my memory:

Youngest: “Mom, how much poop comes out of your a.n.u.s?”
Mom: “Depends on how much I ate.”
Youngest: “Can a lot of poop come out of your a.n.u.s?”
Mom: “And why are you asking this?”
Youngest: “I was wondering if you could fill up the toilet bowl.”

At which point I was saved by the phone. Why my 6 year old suddenly has the need to use the word ‘a.n.u.s’ is beyond me. I believe it has been learned by a wonderful book that my friend Sticks gave to my oldest for his birthday. It is one of the Captain Underpants series. I remember hearing them talk about the jokes in the book of the planet Uranus. Yaa… That’s probably where it started but why he is following up on it with me … must be a boy thing I don’t quite get.

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5 Responses to What you hope your son doesn’t say in school

  1. sticks says:

    Your welcome! That’s what “aunts” are for. Don’t forget, it was “aunt Bou” who was teaching them to burp the alphabet.

  2. bou says:

    Gah! Yes, but burping the alphabet isn’t filling up a potty!!! But hey, our favorite book is still ‘Everyone Poops”. Classic reading for a family with boys. Classic.

    He’s at the age where he should start telling how how long it is… blech. “Mom! It was a FOOT long!” Gah! NO!

  3. vw bug says:

    Yaa, aunts who have sons older than mine. I’ll find a way to get you back! ;-)

  4. Lemon Stand says:

    You guys kill me…. and make me glad that I only had girls! :)

  5. diamond dave says:

    Just hope he doesn’t decide to conduct an “experiment”. Keep a good plunger, a toilet snake, and a mop handy.