One Happy Dog Speaks

Ok, not new meanings to everyone, just me. I have been doing some coding lately in vbs. I have to change some registry entries to make MicroPain PowerPain work right in their own Internet Browser. Sigh… And when I look up coding you can find all sorts of weird things… like Coding Educator Jobs. Which I couldn’t resist going to and found it was about the medical field and NOT computer program kind of coding.

Which was interesting to me. I knew they call the numbers for different doctor visits the medical people enter into the computer ‘codes’. I just never put it together to call it coding. Makes perfect sense. Now I’ll have to make sure when I’m listening to someone talk about coding that I know if it is medical or computer. And not just jump to conclusions that it is computer.

Now back to getting rid of powerpain.show.8 browserflags… ugh…

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony….

On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an er*ction.

The woman notices his er*ction, comes over to him and says, ‘Did you call for me?’

The man replies, ‘No, what do you mean?’

She says, ‘You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an er*ction, it implies you called for me.’

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts…..

Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, ‘Did you call for me?’ says the hairy man.

‘No, what do you mean?’ says the newcomer.

‘You must be new,’ says the hairy man, ‘it’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.’ The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, ‘May I help you?’ she says.

The man yells, ‘Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the £500 membership fee.’

‘But, Sir,’ she replies, ‘you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.’

The man replies, ‘Listen lady, I’m 68 years old. I only get an er*ction once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!