Why did Tigger always look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Why did the bat stay up all night?
He was studying for his blood test.
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie
What do you call a chicken from outerspace?
An egg-straterrestrial
Why did the farmer separate the chicken from the turkey?
He sensed fowl play
