What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it’s full of dates!
What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
How do we know that the Earth won’t come to an end?
Because it’s round!
How did your mum know you hadn’t washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap!
Where do tadpoles change?
In a croakroom!
June 13, 2012
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