I have a tendency to enjoy Woot.com and get their emails. I saw this and had to laugh now that we camp with the cub scouts:
Camping began over 40,000 years ago when it was just what everybody did all the time. It didn’t even have a name, because that’s just how everybody lived. Now we’re so spoiled that it’s a big event to do for two nights what our ancestors did their entire lives. So chew on that.
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!