Boy! That’s the last time I buy a foreign car. It started going “Her-hick, her-hick, her-hick!” I had to take it to four mechanics to find out that’s German for “Ker-chunk, ker-chunk, ker-chunk!”
I bought one of those electric tire pumps that you plug into your car’s cigarette lighter. It’s not quite perfect. It set fire to my flat tire and inflated my cigarette.
I got a new muffler that’s guaranteed for as long as I own my car. Big deal. The bank owns my car!
Milk must be a good anti-freeze. I mean, think about it. Ever see a cow with a busted radiator?
One mechanic is so prosperous he wears overalls with an alligator on the pocket.
Didja hear? One automaker has a new model that sells for under $6,000. It comes unassembled.
For an extra thousand you get detailed instructions.
August 2, 2012
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