Humor for Wednesday

November 7, 2012

Family, Humor

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realised that I don’t really give a hoot!

1. If walking and cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is still fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. But a tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don’t think so.

3 Responses to “Humor for Wednesday”

  1. pam Says:

    And I was just thinking about getting on the treadmill! ;)

  2. vwbug Says:

    Yaa, I’m not going there either… brownies and a good book.

  3. sticks Says:

    I have a treadmill. It’s just one more thing to dust.