Humor for Wednesday

Best Senior Moment I’ve heard!

Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester.

There were protesters at the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman’s shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young lady said, “Lady, don’t you care about the children of Iraq?”

The old woman looked up at her and said: “Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam .. All three died so a witch like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country. If you touch me a gain, I’ll stick this umbrella up your rear and open it.”

~ God Bless America ~ I love getting old