Yes, more New Year’s humor…
. Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
. Stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth.
. Stop licking frozen flag poles.
. Only get divorced and remarried once this year.
. Watch more movie remakes.
. Go back to school to avoid paying my student loans.
. Only eat white snow
. Keep it to myself that I have trouble with authority when I’m being interviewed.
. Spend less than $1825 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
. Claim all my pets as dependents on my taxes