Q. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?
A. Rap music.
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!
Q. What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!
Q. What does a bird say at Halloween?
A. “Twick or tweet.”
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!
Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. “Is that you coffin?” (coughing)
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.