Humor for Wednesday

July 30, 2014

Humor

Since I am getting older… I thought these humorous:

o A walk can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a Nursing Home at $4,000 per month.

o …And then she asked “What’s the best form of birth control after 50?” … I said “Nudity”

o The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

o I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing…

o Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

o The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they’ll say, ‘Well, he looks good doesn’t he.’

o I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

o If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

o I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,…Just getting over the hill.

2 Responses to “Humor for Wednesday”

  1. pam Says:

    Hey, I resemble this post! LOL!

  2. The Gray Monk Says:

    Yup, I can identify with all of those …