Since I am getting older… I thought these humorous:
o A walk can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a Nursing Home at $4,000 per month.
o …And then she asked “What’s the best form of birth control after 50?” … I said “Nudity”
o The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
o I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing…
o Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
o The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they’ll say, ‘Well, he looks good doesn’t he.’
o I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
o If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
o I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,…Just getting over the hill.