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October 31, 2007
WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine.”
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
A little boy asked his father,
“Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
A young son asked,
“Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”
Then there was a woman who said,
“I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.”
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, “My wife’s an angel!”
Second guy remarks, “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
“A Woman’s Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I’ll just beat him to death”
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”
The blind man replies, “If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.”
October 25, 2007
It has been a long week and I’m not going to have my hubby’s present done in time. I have been working on a calendar for him. My new experience with Digital Scrapbooking. I am printing it out and will try to get it put together nicely somewhere. If not, ribbon will be my friend. Here is a sample of what I’m doing… (and don’t think I came up with this on my own… Sarah gives away free templates… I just add color [usually gotten from her or someone she linked to...] and pictures and a few touches of my own)
I have done January thru Oct. I just won’t get it all done before today. Such is life. It has taken away from blogging time but he is worth it.
While I am not the best at writing, I will try to express how much my husband means to me for his birthday. I married this man for many reasons. He was willing to fight (or argue if you prefer) with me like an adult. Looking into my eyes, sitting beside me and willing to listen as well as to explain his point of view. He was willing to go to marriage counseling at the church before we got married. He understood I had an issue with money and never blinked when it was time to pay the bills. He just handed me money and said have at it. He listens to me about the budget, about the kids, about my frustrations of being a stay at home mom.
He also deals well with how stupid I feel some days and how fat and ugly. Yes, I gained a lot of weight after having children… 25 pounds. On a 5′ 1″ body, that put me on the ‘obese’ side of the chart. It bothers me and I work at trying to lose it. And he supports whatever my road is at the time.
He makes me smile. He still can make my heart flutter when he turns on the charm. When I look at him, I can’t help but feel that wonderful warm fuzzy that happens after knowing and living with someone for a long time and still liking them.
When I see him with the boys, that smile on all of their faces, it makes me realize I am in the right place. Because they always include me in it. Thank you Husband for being who you are and being a part of my life. I wish you the best of birthdays.
May 20, 2007
Here’s some that I have not necessarily seen but have discussed with hubby… as in we saw or remember from our youh and we figured that no one could guess them :
1. Absurdism / Pr0n Name / Dance Club / Pajamas / Slapstick
2. Good Versus Evil / WWII / Curse / Death / Cult Favorite
3. Friendship / Sibling Relationship / Whimsical / Scientist / Fish Out Of Water
4. Cult Comedy / Kung Fu / Post It / Hypnosis / Arson
5. Intelligence Agent / Violin / Mistaken Identity / Infidelity / Secret Agent
6. Mad Doctor / Psychologist / Experiment / Hypnotism / Party
7. Topless / Card Playing / Guilt / Girl Scouts / Taxi Driver
8. Afghanistan / Weapon / Weaponry / Slapstick / Secret Service
9. Disturbing / Human Duplication / Pitchfork / Paranoia / Delusion
10. Computer / Fictitious Sport / Futuristic / Sports Arena / Bach Toccata And Fugue
Since this is just for fun, click MORE PAWPRINTS to see the answers. And let me know if you recognize any of them!!! Sad, but I knew about them all even if I had not seen them.