Category Archives: Humor

RED SKELTON’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate … Continue reading →

This made me laugh so hard… The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the … Continue reading →

Ok, been busy… here are some silly kid jokes… What table can we eat? A vegTable. What flowers do you always wear? Two lips. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green. What’s a tree’s least … Continue reading →

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid … Continue reading →

Quotes – I loved these!!! I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a … Continue reading →

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go… #10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on … Continue reading →

An apparent Drunken Cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Amarillo Theater. When the Usher came by and noticed him, he whispered to the Cowboy, “Sorry, Sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The Cowboy just groaned … Continue reading →

The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take … Continue reading →

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept … Continue reading →

We should always telll the truth. My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told … Continue reading →