Category Archives: Humor

Somehow the truth hurts, and this may be it. In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves … Continue reading →

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an … Continue reading →

An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week: “If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that … Continue reading →

Ok, I have read this before a couple of times… but every time I read it, I laugh. Hence… I am putting it out here: If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge … Continue reading →

Two little old ladies, Mary & Jacquie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jacquie leaned over and said, -’Life is so boring. We never have … Continue reading →

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s a$$. It’s the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would … Continue reading →

It all began with an iPhone… March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t? I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy … Continue reading →

A Police STOP at 2 AM An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to an important … Continue reading →

A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man … Continue reading →

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, … Continue reading →