Category Archives: Humor

Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they’d each walked across the … Continue reading →

A Close Shave An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little … Continue reading →

CHECK YOUR SHAMPOO BOTTLES Check your shampoo bottle label. I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner. It’s the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and … Continue reading →

Why did Tigger always look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! Why did the bat stay up all night? He was studying for his blood test. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? … Continue reading →

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, – “If big dogs have baby dogs and big … Continue reading →

The husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the … Continue reading →

Redneck Medical Dictionary Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously You are going to die anyway, so live life Medical Term REDNECK DEFINITIONS ARTERY: The study of paintings BACTERIA: Back door to cafeteria … Continue reading →

RED SKELTON’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate … Continue reading →

This made me laugh so hard… The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the … Continue reading →