Category Archives: Humor

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid … Continue reading →

Quotes – I loved these!!! I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a … Continue reading →

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go… #10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on … Continue reading →

An apparent Drunken Cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Amarillo Theater. When the Usher came by and noticed him, he whispered to the Cowboy, “Sorry, Sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The Cowboy just groaned … Continue reading →

The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take … Continue reading →

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept … Continue reading →

We should always telll the truth. My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told … Continue reading →

Somehow the truth hurts, and this may be it. In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves … Continue reading →

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an … Continue reading →

An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week: “If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that … Continue reading →