Tag Archives: Humor

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed … Continue reading →

Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a … Continue reading →

An oldie but goodie… My 1040 The IRS doesn’t seem to have any sense of humor. They sent my 1040 tax form back… AGAIN !!! In response to the question: “Do you have any dependents?” I replied: ’12.6 million illegal … Continue reading →

Getting Married Description: Jack, age 92, and Jill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests … Continue reading →

Q: What did the confused bee say? A: To bee or not to bee! Q: What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries? A: A bramble bee! Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport? A: Wait … Continue reading →

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly….on a broomstick. We are flexible like that. ===== Quote of the day: ‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, … Continue reading →

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the last 20 years without fail. This 50th anniversary of their class, … Continue reading →

PARAPROSDOKIANS… (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. 1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing … Continue reading →

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The … Continue reading →

Investment tips If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had … Continue reading →