Posts Tagged ‘Meme’

10
Feb

Attractive women and Firearms

   Posted by: vw bug    in Meme

From Mrs. Who

Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.

1. Your Name: vw bug is not there but vw was… vw is …
vixen woman, an attractive woman in which impure thoughts are formed to. A woman in which s.xual relations would like to be had.

2. Your Age: 44

.44 Magnum firearm.

3. One of your friends: Zoe

Girls name. Originates from Greece, meaning life.
Zoe is a Greek name- it translates as ‘life’

4. What you should be doing: bills

I prefer the second definition…

Used to express a hundred (100).
Ex1:Guy probably weighed three bills.

5. Favorite color: forest green

forest green isn’t defined yet.

6. Birthplace: Hospital

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

7. Your nickname: bug

First: A fault in a computer system or any physical entity including humanoids.
Second: A way to call a VolksWagen Beetle.
I love bugs, They are so cute! (Girl’s point of view)

8. Your birthmonth: August

The eighth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!

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9
Sep

Finish the Sentence…

   Posted by: vw bug    in Meme, Mom

UPDATE 1: Carmen gave it a shot HERE. UPDATE 2Here is wRitErsbLock’s take on it.
UPDATE 3: I am little behind getting these links in here… check out Richmond’s and Diamond Dave’s answers!

I got tag’d from Jennifer:

Finish the sentence….

1. My uncle once: took me fishing and then wondered where I would go pee. Luckily I was not shy about going behind bushes.

2. Never in my life: was I able to sew a shirt correctly.

3. When I was five: I was old enough to drive my sisters totally insane, not that I have stopped yet.

4. High school was: fun and frustrating at the same time.

5. I will never forget: my dad and my dog.

6. Once I met: a kid that I couldn’t stand the smell of him. He followed me for weeks because I could never tell him why I didn’t want him around.

7. There’s this girl I know: that is super intelligent and she still hangs with me.

8. Once, at a bar: I was the only dancing to the music.

9. By noon, I’m usually: ready for a break.

10. Last night: I did the usual stuff.

11. If only I had: more time with my mom and sisters.

12. Next time I go to church: I will try not to laugh out loud.

13. What worries me most: is whether I am raising my kids correctly or not.

14. When I turn my head left I see: my hubby.

15. When I turn my head right I see: my dishes that need washing.

16. You know I’m lying when: bob my head.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: having so much free time.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: uhhhh no clue.

19. By this time next year: I’ll probably be working a job outside the home.

20. A better name for me would be: quack arse. Some day I’ll explain that one.

21. I have a hard time understanding: people who are very emotional.

22. If I ever go back to school: I’ll study about gardening.

23. You know I like you if: uhhh… hmmm… I talk to you?

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: everyone!

25. Take my advice: and remember it is free.

26. My ideal breakfast is: eggs, grits, toast, bacon, orange juice and coffee.

27. A song I love but do not have is: just about all of them.

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: go to the Air Museum.

29. Why won’t people: speed up in the accelerator lane?

30. If you spend a night at my house: be prepared to play some kind of game… usually scrabble.

31. I’d stop my wedding so: we could all have more fun.

32. The world could do without: evil.

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: tater and tot.

35. Paper clips are more useful than: gameboys

36. If I do anything well it’s: worth it.

37. I can’t help but: be sarcastic at times.

38. I usually cry: about 4 weeks after the birth of my child due to no sleep.

39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: is enjoy life.

40. And by the way: this was lots of fun to do!

Go ahead… give it a try and let me know. I’ll link to you. Tag, you all are it!

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29
Aug

Five Questions

   Posted by: vw bug    in Meme, Mom, quiz

Mom Grind asked five questions of her readers. I thought they were pretty funny… I am answering them here for my sons to get a laugh out of it in the future…

1. Toothpaste – do you squeeze the tube from the bottom or from the top? bottom

2. Morning person or a night owl? Morning person – though the boys are making it a little rough.. 6am ok, 5:20am… not so ok.

3. Sweet tooth or not really? Sweet tooth. Chocolate and sugar mixed… yep… sweet!

4. Can you carry a tune? No. My mom, sisters, children… have asked me not to sing.

5. Do you have a favorite color? If you do, is it REALLY your favorite color or did you feel compelled to choose one because people ask this question so frequently? My favorite color changes with my mood.

Ok, go ahead, give it a try. Answer the questions. ;-)

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